Rum Runners “Quick Finisher” Tee — Because Pace Is Suspicious

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Some people negative split.
Some people sprint the last 200m.
And then there’s you… casually appearing at the finish line right when the cameras come out.

The Rum Runners Quick Finisher Tee is a tongue-in-cheek badge of honour for runners who believe energy conservation is strategy and hydration should occasionally contain sugar cane derivatives.

Perfect for club runs, race days, pub stops, and explaining why your watch says 400m but Strava says 10K.

Why You’ll Love It

😏 Elite humour recognised by fellow runners immediately
📸 Guaranteed finish-line photo positioning confidence
🍻 Social-pace approved by the Rum Runners committee
🏁 Works equally well for marathons, park runs & bar crawls
👕 Looks fast even when you aren’t

Fabric & Fit

100% Cotton Comfort — choose your weapon:

Style	Feel	Best For
Lightweight Cotton	Breathable & easy	Summer runs & pub gardens
Heavyweight Cotton	Structured & durable	Cooler weather & “serious” looking jogging

Classic relaxed fit — forgiving after carb loading (intentional or liquid).

Colours Available

Black
Military Green
Purple
Dark Heather
Charcoal

(All scientifically proven to hide sweat and/or spilt rum.)

Design Details

Bold back print: NO ONE LIKES A QUICK FINISHER
Signature red “FINISHER” script
Subtle Rum Runners Plymouth chest logo
Conversation starter at 50 metres or less

Perfect For

Running clubs with personality
Post-run pints
Charity races you signed up for socially
People who clap loudly but run selectively
Anyone whose warm-up is walking to the start